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Land Rights in Kenya: Land Rates and Taxes.

  in 2015 having been suspended in 1985. CGT is charged at the rate of 5% of the gain. There are various exemptions on CGT provided under the ITA. The tax on rental income is a tax arising from the gains and profits for occupation of property. The ITA provides for various ways of taxing rental income; Where the rent is payable to a non-resident, the tenant is required to withhold 30% of the rent and remit it to the Kenya Revenue Authority. The tax withheld is a final tax. Where the rent is payable to a resident, if the property is commercial, the tenant being an appointed agent, is required to withhold 10 % of the rent. The tax withheld is not a final tax and the landlord is required to file their income tax in the usual way. Where the rent is payable to a resident and the property is residential, the landlord may opt to either pay a monthly rental income tax, computed at 10 % of the gross rent a (final tax) or pay the instalment tax and final income tax in the usual way. Stamp dut...
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Voodoo Zombification

Did you know that the poison fish powder can kill you slowly once you've inhaled it or after being blown into your physical body?Well,I guess you remember How the fish liver killed a famous actor after consuming the 'delicacy' .Anyway , away from that, Witchcrafts use this powder as paraphernalia for their clients who come knocking asking for means of finishing their rivals.Deep down the famous west Africa is where the practice is effected.


How is the powder obtained from the poison fish?
The powder is obtained by drying the poison fish or fish trimmings, often after cooking, and then grinding it. If it is a fatty fish it is also pressed to extract most of the fish oil but who would use poison fish oil?


Well,it happened that there were two brothers who were fighting over the land that had been left by their dad.The younger brother was full of greed and felt the best thing to get over this scenario is to go visit a baba.Baba gave him a poison fish powder paraphernalia and instructed him to blow the powder on the brother's face.The younger brother left and timed his elder brother and whew!Blew the powder on him.At first there was no effect but 8Days later the brother was found dead In a  disturbing position.The powder had killed him slowly till the time of death.


One chilling thing about the powder is that it kills you slowly and you may never notice it and you'll never die.Another thing is that you die at the last position of your body.If you were holding a phone.Its like that.You die holding the phone and your eyes open.

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